Coming to Life

Hey Yahoo look what you bought!

granite-skies:

hemsworths-glorious-ponytail:

the-walking-superwholock:

 

You wanna rethink this one? 

never laughed so fucking hard about a post

If I had a nipple for every time I drank fruit punch that’d be weird

thefaultinourscarves:

hmuifyoureblack:

hmuifyoureblack:

i’m flipping a coin

heads ill do my homework

tails i wont

it was heads but im going to pretend it was tails

this sums up my entire life

phunkyvanspam:

runintoyourheart:

so i stopped at walmart tonight to pick up a few things and i was in the pasta aisle looking for tomato sauce and this guy walks by and says “hey baby you making my favorite meal tonight?” and for some reason i said “only if you enjoy feasting on the flesh of your enemies” and his friend looked at me like i was the devil and this is why i shouldn’t communicate with other people

I think that’s a perfectly valid answer though!

(Source: lazeramsey)

andialpers:

it actually pisses me off so much that there’s the whole WORLD out there, yet i’m just going to school every day and learning things that i am - for the most part - completely apathetic towards and i have so little motivation, yet I could be off finding wonderful things in foreign cities or climbing mountains or helping people or just wandering, and I feel like I’d learn so much more doing that instead, really.

(Source: ghastlystatue)