rageissuesandballetshoes: ipomoeaandthestarstealers: saraplainandtall: courtneyannx: baileymunson: pahreee: tara—jay: ohcaseeey: Best commercial ever. oh my god tears everywhere ugh. i’m crying. I saw the comments on this and I was like “why is everyone crying?!” and then I got to the end and was crying. After today I needed this reminder. Now I can go back to crying into...
Happy Birthday to my friend David!!!
jordiebee: Have a fantastic day! Thank you so much!
He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect....– Bob Marley (via atomos)
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
The 13 Most Useless College Majors (As Determined...
suzanne-holland: newsweek: 1. Fine Arts 2. Drama and Theatre Arts 3. Film, Video, and Photographic Arts 4. Commercial Art and Graphic Design 5. Architecture 6. Philosophy and Religious Studies 7. English Literature and Language 8. Journalism 9. Anthropology and Archeology 10. Hospitality Management 11. Music 12. History 13. Political Science and Government It’s okay, because...
When I rule the world, there will be a Spring and...
cinnamonbunza: They will be held on the odd-numbered years. They will be hosted in the reject cities. Events will include Aussie Rules Football, College Rules Quidditch, Beer Pong, Cheerleading, Roller Derby, Skateboarding, Bowling, Tug of War, Laser Tag, Capture the Flag, Croquet, Settlers of Catan, and Mini Golf.
rikkivivero: Gotye - Somebody that i used to...